Wednesday, August 19, 2009

collage girls still on top

Last month I posted some of the odd keyword searches people have typed in to end up at this site (thanks Google Analytics!). Sigh.... looks like "collage girls" and its various derivations are still coming out on top (so to those of you still trying to find "college girls" on this site, sorry... only a girl who makes collages resides here, and technically I did go to university, but I don't think that's what you were looking for). Anyhoo... here are 6 more random ones (and my 2 cents) that have popped up on the list: (*please note that I kept their original spellings intact)

1. cub salad

I am truly hoping someone was trying to make cobb salad and not a salad out of actual cute little cubs.


2. the art of gathering meat with birds

Perhaps this is an ancient lost art that someone is trying to revive. My question is how do you get the meat from the birds, once they have it all... are they known to share?


3. can i have snoopy tattoo?

I don't know... can you?


4. yodel club vancouver

Yodel-lay-he--hooooooo! I didn't know one even existed!


5how old is a cub woman who still party

Ok.. what is a cub woman? Anyone? Is that opposite of a cougar? Someone please enlighten me.


6. burning birds

I am scared of who typed this in. Are you the same person who makes cub salads? Or is this what you do after the birds have collected you some meat?... (which, btw, would make you quite ungrateful indeed).


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28 comments:

Christie Cottage said...

Ahhhh, I needed a laugh and your comments gave me mopre than I!
I need to go look at the keywords for mine. I have not done so lately! Maybe they will make me laugh too!


http://christiecottage.blogspot.com

2ndComing said...

That's hysterical! I love your collage girls :D

AuroraRose said...

nice collage!

JLR Designs said...

Very interesting! I should go check mine out :)

our little love nest said...

Okay you are the funniest girl ever...I read those with your comments to my husband and we giggled so hard my tummy hurts! I love this! You are great! xoxo

miranda said...

oh my god - these are hilarious. such a good laugh from this list. i hope the search for "collage girls" keep 'em coming (presumably people who didn't go to "collage") and i might just have to look up that yodeling club. ;-)

Vivi said...

These are hysterical, but your commentary makes them more so! Love it.

The Stapelia Company said...

Seriously? Every time you post these, I crack up. How to gather meat with birds??? Hahaha.

Tea said...

That made me giggle!

DancingMooney ♥ said...

Isn't it crazy the things that come up... some of those are down right hilarious!!
:D

Thanks for sharing!

PamperingBeki said...

Hahaha!! I love these kinds of posts.

My weird searches come in waves. Lately it's been really boring things like "pamperingbeki" and "jewelry". Blah. But then the bizarre searches will come back for a few weeks. It always goes that way.

Sharrie said...

Oh my gosh, I really needed to read that. You actually had me laughing out loud at the computer screen!

jen said...

these are HILARIOUS! makes me want to look at mine!

Punky's Mamma said...

ROFL! Oh wow... that is awesome & disturbing all at once... ;)

missknits said...

lol thats hilarious! it is sooo odd sometimes the keywords that come up! too funny!

Sandy's Fancy Pants Antiques and Collectibles said...

Try being Fancy Pants sometimes.
Your post was funny.

Jenni said...

You are a riot!

Karen said...

That's awesome! I love your interpretations; they make me laugh!

http://handmademoon.blogspot.com

Indy Grrrl said...

Very cool idea!

Sharon said...

Don't you sometimes wonder if the Google people actually just make up those bizarre keywords that they claim people used to get to your site? That's what I always think.

You're samples and commentary are just too hilarious!

Chrisy said...

The best laugh I've had in a few days!

RosyRevolver said...

That was hilarious. Put a big smile on my face!!!

KnockKnocking said...

That is too funny, too bizarre!

xoxo
Agnes

Dionne said...

Hahaha Cub Salad?!!! And that burning birds one is a bit worrying, lol. How funny!

And the collage is great!

Dyche Designs said...

Those are too funny, thanks for the giggle. :0)

Little Gray Pixel said...

LMAO.

"the art of gathering meat with birds"

That one slays me.

Angie said...

My husband recently googled grilled pork LION instead of LOIN. He took a good kidding for that one. My mom always called my girlie parts my "bird", so maybe someone had an issue they were try to solve by searching "burning bird"...teehee.

amy said...

Hilarious!!! I remember hearing that people who have trouble spelling are very creative. However, I also think people who have trouble spelling just have trouble spelling ;)

Love your art and your blog! I'll be visiting often!
amy