Friday, February 12, 2010

collage girls saxing

I haven't posted an instalment of recent odd keywords lately (searches people have typed into Google to end up at this site)... so why not some weird ones to wrap up the week. Here are 8 random keyword searches (and my 2 cents) that have popped up on the list recently: *please note that I kept their original spellings intact


1. collage girls saxing

Yes, I get many hits for "collage girls" actually looking for "college girls"... but this one is new... someone wants to see a bunch of them playing saxophones... oh wait... they don't mean musicians do they...


2. my favorite subject in scool is history

Well, it sure isn't "spelling" is it? sorry, I got a bit snippy there.


3. fancy deer stand

For those deer that can't stand up themselves?


4. 11th anniversary day card

Wow! An anniversary card for Day 11 of your relationship... a true romantic or super stalker?... you decide.


5. forgot give you cake, happy birthday

Awww... now this is such a heartfelt sentiment, isn't it? I seriously have to turn this one into a real birthday card greeting or something.


6. what would a squirrel say on your birthday

Hmmm... not sure... maybe he would say... "you forgot to give me cake" and then proceed to bite your ankles.


7. i want a girl in my cabin

Ok, creepy person, I have seen how horror movies start... not going to help you out there


8. i want to catch a baby deer

Ok, is this the same creepy person?... again, I have seen how horror movies start... no baby deer for you either.


Find past ones here, here and here. Happy Weekend!


ps. my February giveaway kicks off this Monday!!!!

25 comments:

M.M.E. said...

You always get the best ones!!

Kate and Oli said...

who are these people who google for baby deer? :)

the Lost Earring said...

Ha ha, this is too funny! Somehow I missed your prior installments of this little series, but am so glad I caught this one. Your #6 almost made me spit my coffee out :P

T @ Poppy Place said...

Oh what a crack up :) Thanks for starting my day with a giggle :)

Have a wonderful weekend, T.

Katikinz said...

"Collage girls saxing"

I love that one.

Heidi Jane Blankets said...

hilarious lol. Collage girls saxing, girl in my cabin, catching baby deer, sound like the small town I grew up in LOL. Definitely funny

Mary said...

haha--those are great! i love the words that show up in word verification, too...

Annette said...

Haha...I sure needed a laugh! Love the collage girls saxing!

Southern Belle said...

Lol. Those are funny.

Metalsgirl said...

#4 is AWESOME! Love it!!! Hilarious.

Larissa said...

holy cow, that is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while! what a great idea to post those...and your comments are hysterical! makes me want to go check my analytics...

Thanks for the laugh,

Larissa

ourlittlelovenest said...

I love when you do these! They are so funny I giggle out loud! Thanks for making everyone around me think I am on crack;) xo

Gallery32 said...

Those are too funny! I like Fancy deer standing :)

AnastasiaC said...

haha very funny!

Chrisy said...

Guaranteed smile material here...I like the what would a squirrel say on your birthday...think you got the answer spot on here...
No honey, how do you get this info? I'd be interested to check mine out...
Have a lovely weekend...

Chrisy said...

Found them! Didn't realise you could find these on Google Analytics...there's some strange ones there...
'american artist horrible painting sitting doll' ...i wonder if they found this one...do hope so...

Alice Istanbul said...

Are you serious? lol. I love this idea...let me know if I can borrow it on my own blog sometime.

Dig The Earth said...

Saxing? LOL

Jenni said...

hilarious!
so glad you had a happy appointment yesterday. I remember feeling all was well with the world after those visits :) Have a lovely weekend and I'll be thinking happy thoughts of our neighbors up north when I catch the opening ceremonies tonight! cheers!

MAB Jewelry said...

Oh, gosh, this is fun. My favorite ever for my shop was "dirt for brains."

Tara said...

what a hilarious blog post Val! i love this idea - i hope you don't mind if i co-op it someday ; )

best,
tara
http://elanvitalanthology.blogspot.com

Vivi said...

These are so stinkin' funny! And isn't it also just such a revealing look into people's minds without even trying to get in there?? It seems as if Google knows all of our secrets...

Gremlina said...

this is very entertaining...

Chelsea said...

These are so funny! My personal favorite was number 8...hope you had a good weekend, love your blog!

Chelsea

http://pixelcouture.net/

jen said...

hahaha! these always crack me up! you get the craziest searches!